Hitler and Mussolini Walk into a Bar...
Monday, December 03, 2007
...and order an atom bomb straight up, Chavez on the side.
By the way, the bar is next door to that Naval Academy in Maryland.
U.S. Intelligence suddenly "uncovered" that Iran halted its nuclear weapons program four years ago, rendering Iran a non-threatening entity, one that can, therefore, be approached in terms of talks rather than military action.
This discovery, of course, was made in exchange for Chavez's loss of the referendum vote that would have made him Venezuela's leader for life by two lousy percentage points. (And don't tell me that's because Chavez's people don't know how to stuff ballot boxes the way Putin's army does.)
It's amazing what can be won and lost in a friendly game of poker at Annapolis. Suddenly, the two greatest up-and-coming dictators since Hitler and Mussolini are rendered non-threatening entities in the same day. We have truly achieved peace in our time.
Just ask Vladimir Putin. If you can get him to crack a smile, there's an extra twenty in the pot for you.
Labels: America, Annapolis, Chavez, Iran, Israel, Putin, Russia, Venezuela
posted by Shoshana @ 9:22 PM
