Jewish Mother Joke of the Day
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
How to know your mother is anxious to impress your new Jewish boyfriend:
"We can have the roast beef for Passover dinner, but what kind of potato can I do?"
"Do a baked potato."
"But we can't have butter if we have beef!!!"
"Mom-- we've never done milk and meat. He knows we don't do milk and meat. He doesn't care."
"Are you sure?!"
This, after my 2 year old cousin decided to go "shopping" in the pantry and pull out dad's hidden bottle of Bacon Ranch dressing, which prompted me to say later, "I don't eat that! I don't even LIKE dressing!!"
It's a good thing he's a mensch.
Labels: boyfriends, humor, Jewish, kosher, mothers, Passover
posted by Shoshana @ 12:16 PM
